Kelso Kids
My cherub-like creatures that are hell-bent on the destruction of our home and sanity. I think others call them "children". Bear witness to their antics, my musings, and the fecal fiascos of childhood acted out by Nora and Owen.
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
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Who runs this world? Toddlers. What a stupid question, hand her a tiara and just open the box of crackers already, silly mama.
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Be nice to each other
Nora asked about "my grandma" and I explained she was sick and resting in Oregon City. She said, "I need my backpack!" She filled her backpack with bandaids and her phone and said, "Let's go!"
Moments
Nora tricking Jamie w the classic "made you look" and tapping his nose saying "boop".
Owen hearing a baby pass by outside crying and looking up at me to hoot questioningly like an owl.
Nora complimenting my dress, telling me, "Oh, you have a dress on, mama? It's beautiful! You're pretty, mama. Go look in the mirror, mama. You're beautiful."
The two of them cuddling and laughing before their nap.
Her consoling him, "Ooh, it's ok, Owey. It's ok, Owen."
Sunday, May 25, 2014
test ~ 5-25-2014
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Photos and small moments ~ May 15th thru May 23rd, 2014
Clasping feet and hands ala Mr. Burns-style. |
Little did she know I had snuck in earlier and caught these. |
Friday, May 23, 2014
The old me is in there somewhere
Whenever I happen to see the clock says 4:20 I make the buttrock bull horns hand sign and laugh like Sean Penn from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and say "righteous", just to make myself laugh.
I still check my rearview mirror for cops and I can't remember the last time I needed to worry about this. The only thing I see now are carseats.
There are three different sizes, one pair of each, of my favorite Calvin Klein jeans stashed under the bed. Currently, none of them fit me. And none of them are in style. I'm hoping that will change with time. If not, I love my new yoga pants wardrobe so it's ok... I just realized what I said. The old me would have tapped her cigarette ash, ordered a Manhattan, and stopped reading this.
I use to check my email every couple hours to check for notes from friends, concert notices, airline deals, and social invitations. Now I check for kid event notices, baby product deals, and newsletters about parenting, psychology, pathology, and toy recalls. Emails from friends are pounced on like the last bag of Funyons at a Gorge concert.
Travel shows are no longer an inspiration but a whimsical vicarious escape. I don't look anything like my passport picture any longer. I DO look like my driver's license photo, unfortunately.
If I wake up with someone breathing and giggling in my ear I don't panic about what I look like, if they saw me drewling, if they heard me snore or fart. I know they did. Because it's most likely our kids. Nora's hair that smells like sunshine and her breath that smells like canned seafood. Owen who smells like malt, amber oil, and toe jam. A musky sweet boy stench with milk burps and farts that smell like popcorn.
I no longer have date underwear. I have the same underwear for everything. It's more of a question as to whether or not I'll wear any underwear when I leave the house.
The last warm meal I ate that wasn't reheated in a microwave was brought to me by my friend, Nicole, as a surprise. It was from Burgerville. That was the best lunch I've had in a long time.
Thursday, May 22, 2014
I'm sick and they're not sick enough ~ May 22, 2014
Note the diabolical smile on his face. |
"Oh! I wrap him up."
Monday, May 19, 2014
Not yet ~ May 19, 2014
I've got hazel eyes like my Papa but he says they're brown, just like his. You be the judge. |
While pregnant with Owen I read books to Nora about babies and being a sister. One of her favorites being "Are you Ready for Baby?" which had the refrain "No, not yet!" in response to the many questions the book posed about what a baby could do.