If you were completely proficient in reading and writing I would be tempted to draft the following letter to you:
Dearest Daughter,
Please sleep through the night. Whatever monster or horror you think awaits you in the dark, it's not real! You are two now and your form of disruptive sleep is torturing your mother and father. Please stop or your college fund will be used for travel that will not include you; because, and I will repeat if necessary, you will not be living in the basement beyond college.
Love,
Mom
P.S.
You are not to make any noise (unless it truly is an emergency) between the hours of 8pm and 7am. This is true for the rest of your childhood. Thank you
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